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The Lyrics
Italian
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Right here's the lyrics so you can all now SING ALONG!

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.mp3

Hello, and thank you for listening.
My name's Adam (and my name's Suman Bismas)

This album is sponsored by SmaxoGlithKline, who've asked us to say a few words about their new drug

[to the tune of Mary Poppins "Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious"]

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It's our brand-new wonderdrug we think you'll find enticing
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye


The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take
So we thought "What could we produce to give you all a break?"
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, I.V. or up the arse

It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

We tested it on animals and none of them survived
But that's okay cause when we wrote the paper up we lied
It's first choice for MI, MF and even ME
MC and PV, HIV, PE and DVT

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

There are some minor side-effects and some are not that rare
Like nausea and vomiting and losing all your hair
And heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts,
But it's fucking cheap and hey, this is the NHS.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicin'
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson
It brings and end to all that pharmacology revising
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle Um-diddle-aye

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We sell lots in Japan cause it's the antidote to ricin
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising
"Take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!"

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dammed_dialysis is a great LJ site as well

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