On the twelfth day of Christmas,
sw33tf00l sent to me...

Twelve kites talking
Eleven outdoors writing
Ten cactus a-cycling
Nine blues chatting
Eight roses a-kissing
Seven butterflys a-traveling
Six haemodialysis a-gardening
Five bre-e-e-easts
Four plants
Three clematis
Two tubular bells
...and an ipod in an aromatherapy.